g Men Are Jerks: The Longest Ride
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Malaysian boy stuck in Shanghai.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

The Longest Ride

It has been a while since I last saw PIB, a guy whom I dated for a while last year. The thing is, we were never really together. We never even had sex. Ok, does that mean we have not even dated? Confused.... never mind... Apparently PIB is now seeing this super hot cute buffed tanned Singaporean boy ... well, at least according to Quik! and Wingedman. Honestly I have never trusted Quik! (all except one!) or Wingedman's taste. Or rather, put nicely, we have very different taste in man, at least.

I got a call today from PIB. He is in town and he wanted to meet up. I panicked for a while... no joke. I have got a huge zit today, dark circles and I am simply not prepared. In this competition to see who dies more miserably, I cannot allow him and his fabulous bf to see me in this terrible condition.

It feels like Sunderland travelling down to play with Chelsea. During my entire 7 minutes train ride from Raffles Place to Somerset, I have got so many strange ideas and images of this guy. Let's see. Goodlooking, cute, well built, tanned and straight acting. Sounds like a real good catch. The 7 minutes felt forever. I begin to wallow in self pity. I begin to think of my own life, and all my failed relationships, and how good they must have looked together. I even felt like making up some excuses and go home instead... at least I can play with my white Mediterranean housemate.

When I finally got to Somerset... my mind just went blank. Will I feel more miserable when I know that no everyone is as miserable as me? I dunno... but then I think whoever that is up there is trying to tell me something. The situation is always much better than we would have imagined it to be. Then I found out the opposing team is actually West Brom. Yawn.

NB: The guy actually turns out quite nice. But nice does not = fabulous.

9 Comments:

Blogger savante said...

But was West Brom a cutie?

Paul

11:52 pm

 
Blogger Will said...

West Brom was and still is a nice cutie. You may doubt my taste but rest assured yours is far from perfect too (Kieren?!).

Go and clean your white mediterranean housemates' shit la!

12:10 am

 
Blogger AJ said...

eh? too deep la u! PIB sounds so needlessly technical! post that picture! i never got the mms! ha ha sg telco's eating ur money for nothing...

4:42 pm

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ai yoh how come i never bumped into u on that line?
Ever since i started reading your posts...i hve been softly calling duffy duffy..waiting for a response on the trains..if u find me cute enough pse respond...ok
sg gay guy

5:42 pm

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Furong tell people the earth calls for the sun and maybe moon ... some time West Brom give beating to Chelsea! Maybe the light not there in LQ bcoz Furong think West Brom are cute! Hihihihi

Furongly yours,
Furong.

6:23 pm

 
Blogger Dildos said...

roll eyes.

10:20 pm

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:43 pm

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey,

i used to see u at fitness first, and u r were among the best looking guys, perhaps only a little too short.

anyway, i am sure, u would find the right guy, it will only take time. in the meantime, enjoy the journey

5:23 pm

 
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