g Men Are Jerks: 6 Days to Shalloween
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Malaysian boy stuck in Shanghai.

Monday, October 24, 2005

6 Days to Shalloween

30th of October is International Shalloween Day!

It's a day before Halloween... and it's definitely more fun. As its name indicates, it's a day to celebrate life and shallowness. Rumour has it that it reads Shallow Win many moons ago... well anyway... It's a day when we will admit that we are shallow... and we will show it. We will acknowledge that it's OK to be shallow, and we will not pretend that we are not. Everyone is encouraged to come out from their "closet" and be proud to be shallow.

It's a day when no one will pretend that looks don't matter. It's a day when no one should pretend that they go for inner beauty. Yes, we look at your face, we want to know if u have huge biceps and washboard abs (and we do not accept any thing less than 6 packs), we want to know how much you earn, what you work as and who do you know, what car you drive, and what is your address. No, we don't care about your personality. We want to know how much you will spend on us too. yes.

Typically, people all around the world, gay or straight, men or women, practice it all year round, but no one admits that he /she practices it. As most people (we call them hypocrites) will condemn shallowness. So on the International Shalloween Day, we will go around ... from door to door saying, "Trick and treat!" Basically, we will trick you, you will still have to treat us. Of course not just candy... lavish gifts and fancy dinner. That's more like it.

Now let's count down to that meaningful day... when no one needs to pretend that they are not shallow.

6 Comments:

Blogger savante said...

International Shallow Day?

While I might abhor the fact that we're all horibly shallow, i won't deny the fact that I'm part of the number. :)

Paul

4:25 pm

 
Blogger mikey said...

I don't know bout Shalloween, but I'm sure I can't wait for Halloween to come!!!

8:36 pm

 
Blogger AJ said...

*roll eyes* but my bf likes my intelligence... what am I suppose to do? I may be shallow, but he is just a user.

Do I wait for user day to celebrate him??

8:15 am

 
Blogger Mr RM said...

Even intelectuals get shallow!

So why not ordinary folks. It is a fact --- youth, sex and beauty sells.....

Well, I am equally shallow... cannot deny that one bit!

9:49 am

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Mz Duff,

My bf still prefers intelligence. Therefore I may have to forgo this year's shalloween shelebrations & just be shallow the rest of the year...

ps~ please take some pervy pics of ns men.

yours shallowy,
me again

8:35 am

 
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