g Men Are Jerks: A Fish Needs A Bicycle
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Malaysian boy stuck in Shanghai.

Monday, June 27, 2005

A Fish Needs A Bicycle


A gay man needs a man, like a fish needs a bicycle.
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12 Comments:

Blogger Me said...

haha! that's a first. :))

http://thepugthefairyandthepan.blogspot.com/

10:43 am

 
Blogger AJ said...

bravo...
bravo...

(if i had a bra i would fling it at you)

11:27 am

 
Blogger savante said...

Hey, I'm a fish who needs a bicycle!

Paul

10:33 pm

 
Blogger Me said...

I don't even know how to ride a bicycle! :X

8:29 am

 
Blogger Will said...

Bravissimo!

If I had a bra I'd burn it.

If I had breasts I'd bind them.

Let's show those jerks we don't need them!

11:42 pm

 
Blogger Pluboy2 said...

who'd wear a bra?

10:42 am

 
Blogger Pluboy2 said...

seen most girls bouncing about without one lol.. but thats kinda gross to me..

why dont dicks bounce instead??

10:43 am

 
Blogger Duff! said...

kev: I guess this is not the first... but men are jerks... and yet we love them for who they are so they can hurt us over and over again... right? plus, you dun have to know how to ride a bicycle. you just got to know how to ride a man...

jane: you can always throw me other things. like money, or CDs...

bena: your banner is still hideous. fish may be able to do tricks, but they dun NEED a bicycle.

savante: that really depends.. do u like to ride, or be ridden?

Willa: they are jerks, but we still need them... like how a fish needs a bicycle... omg, am i repeating myself? :X

pluboy: if u were jumping and ur balls are the size of at least cup B, yes, they will bounce too. otherwise, dun bother. and yes, boobs are HIDEOUS.

4:48 pm

 
Blogger Me said...

LOL! ;)

3:31 pm

 
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