I have learnt
After all these years, I have learnt that:
1. you can't make anyone like / love you. No matter what you do.
2. you can't make stalkers / psycho go away.
3. you can't please everyone.
4. when someone offers (expensive) free meals, just take it.
5. when someone offers to buy you lavish gifts, just take it.
6. sex on first date is alright, it is better than no sex.
7. instead of some sweet cute 20-something college boys, you will be better off finding some that can pay for their own bills.
8. you get away a lot if you act dumb. you get away more if u act dumb and you are cute.
9. rather than spending time to please one person, you will be better off spending time to work out to attract everyone.
10. the more you try to please one person, the more he runs away from you.
11. if you call a person more than one time a day, you are pushy and needy. if they call you for more than one time a day, that is caring and concern.
12. doggie style is good.
13. when you are single and need to get off, porn is handy. when you need porn, Princess Willa is handy.
14. everyone has their role in the society. some of them is responsible to be fabulous. the rest are responsible to work hard to woo the fabulous ones.
15. alcohol is good. until you throw out.
16. men can have multiple orgasms.
17. Men ARE jerks. So are boys.
18. Men come and go.
posted by Duff! at 8:50 am
3 Comments:
I'm always handy, and not only with porn, hunny. And yes, Sisters stay even if they move far away from each other.
10:03 am
Can I like add *there is no such thing as a perfect partner/lover/boyfriend* to your list?
because its true...
nevertheless... we must hope to find at least a 70% match...
*yawn* Oh btw... everything sucks...
11:30 am
*grin*
3:28 pm
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